>Confucius Says

>I don’t generally make it a point to post this type of thing, but I’m making an exception just this once…

~Man who run in front of car get tired.

~Man who run behind car get exhausted.

~Man with one chopstick go hungry.

~Man who scratch bumm should not bite fingernails.

~Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

~War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

~Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

~Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

~Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

~Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

~Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

~Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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~ by pe2nia1 on October 8, 2008.

 
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